Sirimas Massage - Silom

Terrible massage! I booked the back, head and shoulder massage at Sirimas massage. Was taken upstairs into the stuffy massage room where all the noise of the main road makes it sound like you are being massaged on the street. No music or scents used to make the room feel anything a little more relaxing. Then asked to lay on my stomach for the massage - the bed had no hole you for head so you are forced to lay uncomfortably with either your head to the side or your face rammed into a pillow - why don’t you have proper massage beds? Then the massage itself just consisted of the lady forcing her elbows into my spine for 30 mins. I spent the whole time wincing in pain and ask her to be more careful. She would find knots and then just rub them as hard as possible regardless how much pain I was in. It felt like she had no idea what she was doing and had no training into a relaxing massage. After 30 mins having not massaged my shoulders or head, she moved to my legs - I explained that I have shin splints and it is painful to massage my legs - which she didn’t understand and carried on anyway. I wanted to leave the massage after 10 minutes and truly wish I did. I am flying home today and have now have back pain (I am an 85 kg rugby player, so it’s not just me being soft) from this elbow beating. My advice is to spend a little more money on a proper spa massage with relaxed environment and trained masseuse. Don’t do what I did and spend your last cash here hoping to be relaxed, you’ll be better off buying a cold Chang and people watching for an hour!

2 months ago